Category Archives: Cook Like A Girl

Stupid Things To Do With Mason Jars

“Oh god Sam, who let you on Pinterest?” “No one, asshole. I saw them somewhere else.” I think. Don’t quote me on that. After my mother spent the weekend drinking wine and trying to figure out the point of Pinterest … Continue reading

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Paleo Stuffed Chicken

While I spend most of the time Googling recipe ideas because I’m not the most creative chef, every so often I forcefully shove bacon into chicken and magical things happen. I’ve been wanting to try stuffed chicken breasts for a … Continue reading

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Paleo Bison Chili

Well, considering that I eat this basically every day, I figured I should post the recipe. After a week of making 3lbs of bison burgers and eating them with my hands while I was driving to work one day, I … Continue reading

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Food Prep Sundays

This has become a bit of a ritual for me. A personal therapy session. A well-orchestrated symphony of burners and Tupperwear. The family knows that any interruption to this delicate chain of events will end in some kind of pseudo-panic … Continue reading

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Blueberry Espresso Chocolate Protein Muffins

Yes. Blueberry espresso chocolate. Grain free, dairy free, added sugar free, could be nut free, not caffeine free. Yeeeeep. I wanted something different tomorrow morning so I figured I’d prep some muffins. My brother has been sticking to his diet … Continue reading

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Spicy Ground Turkey Over Sweet Potatoes

This idea was sparked because I’ve been too lazy to wait to cook a whole sweet potato in the oven and I’ve been too lazy to cut the entire potato into fries. My mom and I went to Whole Foods … Continue reading

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Homemade Paleo Lemonade

I love that days when you eat perfectly. Everything feels better. Maybe I don’t do it all the time because then I’d stop appreciating how good it feels. I’m going to go with that. Yep. I had a great workout … Continue reading

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IF, Apple Cider Tea, and Loaded Sweet Potatoes

I’ve been enjoying Sunday night intermittent fasting. I just eat an early dinner and stop eating until the next morning. I usually drink a crap ton of water and pee about as a often and a pregnant diabetic with poor … Continue reading

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Paleo Mini Cauliflower Pizza

I figured it out. This pizza didn’t fall apart and it wasn’t soggy. It did require a few OCD preparation steps that smarter people might find a way around, but it didn’t fall apart when I ate it. That’s really … Continue reading

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My First Vitamix Meal – Sweet Potato Crab Meat Hash

Remember that time I didn’t post any recipes for like a month because I was lazy? Well give it a week and you guys are going to be like, “Ok bitch, we get it, you got a Vitamix, we know … Continue reading

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